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What is supermoon 2011
It the celestial phenomena in which the moon will be closest to earth since 1992.The super moon 2011 will be much brighter and larger in the sky than other full moons.
There is a belief that such supermoon phenomenon would bring disaster.As it affects the gravitational force , that would mean ties in the ocean.
It directly doesn’t cause earthquakes or any such natural disater.
HEY DWYANE!!!!!!! m a big fan of urs…waiting for ur hot shots in wrestlemania…..
hey,rock you are back with bang and i am waitng for wretstelmania
i m happy u back
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
Isse Pahle holi ki sham ho jaye,
badhaiyon ka silsila aam ho jaye,
bheed me shamil hamara naam ho jaye
kyu na holi ki abhi se RAM RAM ho jaye
Happy Holi
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A Gujarati sms for the holi, with little humor.
Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
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